Nissan Bravely Mocks Blenders & Vacuums
Let’s see: what other motorized devices is a Nissan vehicle badder-ass than? Golf carts? An electric toothbrush? The Roomba? Yes, there is a REASON no one dreams of their first fucking vacuum cleaner. That’s because—stay with me here—vacuum cleaners fucking suck because they are used to fucking clean, and cleaning fucking sucks. Am I warm, TBWA Toronto (the creators of this absolutely mind-boggling Canadian campaign)? And what’s with the fucking annoying line break on the bus ad? At least a bus is something else besides a Nissan that is driven on roads. Yep. if I was in the market for a sports car, I’d definitely chose a Nissan over a fucking bus. |Images: AdsOfTheWorld|
by Copyranter on July 21, 2009 at 11:26 am
Editor-in-Chief:
“Name one classic movie that has a getaway bus.”
Midnight Cowboy?
Jose: The Gauntlet? (OK, not that classic)
The opening scene of the Dark Knight?
Does Speed count?
Can we do this forever?
The Graduate?
The Italian Job. From 1969 in case it’s an English thing.
Name one classic movie that has a getaway Nissan. Has anyone ever written a song about a Nissan? Does anyone dream about owning their first Nissan?
Yello wrote a song called Blender, containing the fantastic line: “This is a revolution for your kitchen. Smashed potatos, sliced tomatos, apple juice, blueberry, raspberry, cherries and peaches in a fraction of a second!” It is on Spotify.