Nicotine Addict’s Magic Moment

As some type of inspiration to others, a cigarette-smoking magician will close out his 40-year habit by stubbing out 200 cancer sticks in his mouth. Richie Magic will perform the human ashtray feat outside his Queens magic shop tomorrow night. After recently setting an unenviable record for “stuffing 20 lit cigarettes in his mouth in 29 seconds,” the 53-year-old former corrections officer has spent weeks training for his new publicity stunt. This month Magic has eaten more than 2,000 cigarettes, which he admits is disgusting. |NYDN|

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Kathleen Neill’s Other Nude Photo Shoot

When she’s not getting naked in public, model Kathleen Neill is getting naked in the studio. Here she is posing unabashedly for photography duo Ned and Aya. Jump for a NSFW gallery that includes a very curious, Barbie-inspired Photoshop that one wouldn’t expect from a nude activist. Read more »

Yeah Among A Pile of More Dangerous Drugs Too

After Michael Jackson died, the LAPD searched his bedroom and discovered a heap of prescription drugs like Valium, Temazepam, Lorzaepam, and Diazepam, but most importantly—to CNN—they also found “marijuana.” A whopping “two baggies” of weed were found and although no THC was found in his system, this is still very important. |CNN|

Artists Reopen Abandoned Convent

Until last year, Greenpoint’s St. Cecilia church housed an active nunnery, but tonight the church’s closed convent will reopen with new secular inhabitants. 25 artists have taken over the 97-year-old building for “Room Tones,” an exhibition organized by Nathan Spondike. The nuns’ former quarters now showcase individual artists’ work, including paintings, sculptures and film, while common areas feature their collaborations. Like other holy houses repurposed for artistic endeavors, the show’s hours will be limited following tonight’s opening from 6 to 9 PM at 21 Monitor Street.

Naked Muse Demands Justice

The brave young woman who stripped nude at the Met for the sake of art, free speech, and Zach Hyman’s photo project spoke to the Post about her democracy spreading mission. “I want people to have the freedom to express themselves,” said 26-year-old model Kathleen Neill, “I want the city to drop the charges.”She was charged with public lewdness, but having no ID probably didn’t help either. |NYP|

After accumulating 45 suspensions on the drivers license she’s never had, a Detroit woman was finally arrested by Michigan police. Renee Lashon Beavers, another criminal who should find a new hobby, was jailed after being pulled over driving a stolen car with a 24-ounce can of beer in hand. |Chicago Tribune|

More Animal Photoshop Roadkill Via Kia

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Island of Dr. Moreau advertising—How original. To introduce the new Kia Forte, LA agency David & Goliath scratched their ad-heads for probably about as long as it takes a cheetah to get to full speed (three seconds) to hatch these latest examples of Photoshop Animal Abuse—the poor endangered cheetah has been digitally hacked to death repeatedly by ad hacks in efforts to sell the benefit of speed. In addition to the above Cheetel hybrid, we have the less-interesting looking Equiphant. Here’s your third ad D&G: a combo armadillo and dragonfly—safe and speedy. That should be interesting-looking. Ads scanned from recent general circulation magazines.

KATSU and MORAL Sloppily Spray City

KATSU continues putting fire extinguishers to unintended use following his starring role in Red Bucket Films’ tagging tribute to “Powers of 10.” In this newly released video, the prolific paint sprayer is joined by fellow vandal MORAL as they bomb the boroughs’ walls, highways and bridges with fire extinguisher tags. High-pressure destruction footage comes after the jump. Read more »

A NYPD officer ran a red light on Queens Boulevard, hitting a man trying to cross the street, according to witnesses. Police claim the officer had a green light, despite multiple accounts to the contrary, and attempt to blame the seriously injured victim, saying he was drunk. |NYDN|

Tomorrow, on what would have been his 51st birthday, as many as 10,000 Michael Jackson fans are expected to swarm Prospect Park in celebration of the pop star’s troubled life. After Borough President Marty Markowitz declares it Michael Jackson Day, Rev. Al Sharpton will lead a prayer and Councilmember Letitia James will continue petitioning the MTA to memorialize the King of Pop. |NYT|