Straphanger Scribbles Suggestion for New Law
An irate straphanger isn’t thrilled when subway riders of the male persuasion take up too much room, especially if it’s for masturbatory purposes. The assumed female vigilante penned the following proposal on one of the MTA’s in-house ads: “What there should be is a law against is guys sitting wide-legged and taking up 2 seats. No one should have to stand ’cause some guy wants to play with his dick.” Hear, hear! |KeepWaiting|
by Bucky Turco on August 7, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Editor-in-Chief:
How fitting that that's scrawled on a sign suggesting that a male should stand up and offer his seat, but a female in the handicapped seat next to him should just chill. (I do believe that's what kids these days call "ironic".)