Who’s Having Their Period Today?
Twitter gives the world access to people’s most mundane details and it’s amazing how many women love to announce to the world that, yes, they’re on the rag. Here are today’s brave, bloated over-sharers.
Just like a typical cute girl, Amber Tozer thinks that every shark that comes along wants to go down on her, and, naturally, she’s revolted by its inability to control its carnal desires to devour her bloody nether region.
Rachel Roskelley is using the “well, everyone else is secreting bodily fluids” logic to justify her soiling a perfectly good swimming pool (Every swimming pool is filled with other people’s piss…get the fuck over it!) with her menstruation.
Sometimes your life is just shit. And then you get your period. That’s exactly what’s happening to Alex Hughes today. Her friends are dropping like flies all around her, gross snot stuff is running out of her nose, and later today she’ll probably crap her pants in the shampoo aisle at Rite Aid. We should all just kill ourselves.
Editor-in-Chief:
"We're swimming in pe."
pe = phys ed = PE class.
Yes and swimming in PE would mean since she is on her period she does not HAVE TO SWIM…therefore she is happy she is so she can sit on the sidelines…K?
Anyone who really needs to know can tell, or knows anyway.
Get over it. Its not like they're giving you graphic details of anything.
I find this tweet from Amber much more disturbing:
"If a fart air bubble is trapped between your ass and underwear, lift up your leg. If that doesn't work, try to get it back in your asshole
11:19 AM Aug 22nd from web"
wtf….