Meet Cathy Maples of Huntsville, Alabama, a God-fearing “real” American lady who claims to own a defense contracting company and bears a striking resemblance to Dana Carvey in drag. Last week Maples bid $63,500 to “win” the recent eBay auction for a lunch date with America’s sweetheart, Sarah Palin. This morning Maples paid a visit to the folksy vegetables over at Fox & Friends, where she said that she hopes Palin runs for president in 2012 because “we need somebody with ethics” in the White House.

And here’s the final piece of Cathy Maples/Church Lady evidence, compliments of Steve Huff: