Sodomy Doesn’t Constitute Animal Cruelty In NJ
As if there wasn’t already enough reasons to hate New Jersey, here’s another: the state is obviously pro-bestiality. A crazy judge dismissed an even crazier cop who was accused of forcing baby cows to give him a blowjob. The Daily News reports that he “allegedly stuck his penis in the mouths of five calves in Southampton in 2006.” But according to sicko Judge James J. Morley, although the sex act is certainly “disgusting” he’s not convinced its animal cruelty. To articulate his demented ruling, he made an equally deranged comment about milk or something, which seems utterly inappropriate considering the context:
If the cow had the cognitive ability to form thought and speak, would it say, ‘Where’s the milk? I’m not getting any milk,’” Judge James J. Morley reportedly said.
Naturally, the assistant prosecutor in the case is appalled by the ruling and had this to say, “I think any reasonable juror could infer that a man’s penis in the mouth of a calf is torment.” Amen!
And although the officer was found not guilty of this offense, he and his girlfriend still faces charges for “sexually assaulting three girls over a five-year-period.” Can’t wait to see how a Garden State jury of his peers rules on that case. |NYDN|
Editor-in-Chief:
Is this meant to be sarcastic? Or are you suggesting a calf would be tormented, or even inconvenienced, by for a few minutes having a fleshy object in its mouth that's not harming it in any way?
The judge's reaction was correct.
Beastiality? Yes! Cruelty? No! Calves will willingly suck on anything that it thinks will give it milk.
Would this be your reasoning if the asshole stuck his dick in a baby's mouth?
What the fuck guys.
Protips:
When being blown by a baby cow, make sure it has no teeth. And be sure to stand on something higher than it. After they work on it for a while and don't get any milk, they tend to kick.
Not that I have personal information about this, but truly wise men learn from others.
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