Diesel Headvertises Helmets

The Italian brand’s recent online efforts have been, well, fucking awful. The art school triptych video ballyhooing their Only The Brave fragrance is simultaneously idiotic and pretentious, and it will give you a pounding migraine. And then there was Pete the Meat Puppet, which is simply the stupidest thing ever created by humans. And now, to promote their new overpriced motorcycle helmets, Diesel, through Spanish agency the Shackleton Group, presents Quique The Head. While headvertising a head-related product is unoriginal, this mockumentary is the best Diesel video I’ve yet seen. It’s well made and pretty humorous. Watch for when Quique cheats on his girlfriend and when he sneezes—I actually laughed out loud and I NEVER laugh out loud. Read more »

Glenn Beck Boils a Frog

Oh boy. What more is there to say about Glenn Beck and his antics on his show that I and a million others haven’t already said. So here, presented without comment, is Glenn Beck on his show last night, throwing a frog into a pot of boiling water for his audience of doltish simpletons, since such ridiculousness is apparently the only way they’re able to wrap their wee brains around “complicated” issues since they obviously lack the capacity for abstract thought. Behold: Read more »

Finally, the Pokemon Maxi Pad You’ve All Been Waiting For

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Each day I spend a bit of time filtering through tweets pertaining to menstruation for the daily “Who’s Having Their Period Today?” post. Today, while digging through the bowels of Twitter, I noticed that the world of period-havers was buzzing about this hot new product: Pokemon maxi pads. But isn’t this at least a decade late? |Neatorama|

Yes Men Leader Freed

After being held for 26 hours, Yes Men co-founder Andy Bichlbaum was released and all charges were dropped according to a press released issued by the activist group. He says the “judge just laughed,” but the “police had a less well-developed sense of humor.” Bichlbaum was arrested on Tuesday morning and charged with trespassing during a gathering of 21 Survivaballs on the East River who were planning to “take the UN by storm.” Although he admits that getting locked up was kind of a drag, he was more focused on the upside: PR! Read more »

Who’s Having Their Period Today?

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Twitter gives the world access to people’s most mundane details and it’s amazing how many women love to announce to the world that, yes, they’re on the rag. Here are today’s brave, bloated over-sharers. Read more »

Size Matters

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In case you were wondering what the tallest skyscraper in the world, Burj Dubai, would look like it was plopped down in Midtown, now you know. |Kottke|

Football player Plaxico Burress learned two things during his first day of incarceration: many Rikers Island inmates aren’t Giants fans and there’s no street cred for shooting yourself. |NYP|

Parting Shot: Elmo Spells Trouble

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Elmo makes a fashion statement as the Swine Flu-tainted street art of K74 infects Venice Beach. |Unurth|

Mickey Mouse Takes Off His Mask

the-real-mouse-hoodie It’s refreshing to see at least one company mock Mickey Mouse and not collaborate with the famous rodent’s evil overlords like so many streetwear brands have done. The design—that Disney is sure to hate—was created by Another Enemy and can be found here. |Likecool|

What Did Sarah Palin Say in China to Make People Walk Out During Her Speech?

sarah-palin-posters Today, as you may have heard, America’s folksy Alaskan warrior princess, Sarah Palin, bravely ventured deep into the heart of darkness to address some fancy business people at an investor’s conference in China. What nuggets of Wasilla wisdom did she cold drop on their asses? Let’s find out, because some people reportedly walked out during her speech! Read more »