So have you heard about how our murderous commie, Muslim, negro, tyrant/overlord/president person is indoctrinating children by forcing them to sing songs, written and composed by ACORN prostitutes and sodomy-loving gays at the NEA, in praise of him?!?! Who the hell does this guy think he is, JESUS GOD CHRIST OR SOMETHING?! Oh, well, behold, because the Daily Show straight-up exposed this new evil Obama plot to destroy America last night. Read more »
Twitter gives the world access to people’s most mundane details and it’s amazing how many women love to announce to the world that, yes, they’re on the rag. Here are today’s brave, bloated over-sharers. Read more »
Thousands of sting-happy bees swarmed car accident victims and emergency workers after a van carrying the hives crashed in Turkey. Two passengers were trapped inside the vehicle with the attacking insects for over an hour as rescue personnel also battled back the bees trying to reach them. An 18-year-old died of complications from the crash and multiple bee stings and another 20 were injured. Officials said the bees had completed covered the faces of both the victims, Candyman-style, turning this car accident into a nightmarish disaster more suited for horror movies than real life scenarios. Video below. Read more »
Approximately two tons of weed growing in the wild was collected and then burned in a massive bonfire by authorities in Iowa. While officials don’t think it was intentionally planted, people were taking advantage of the feral growth and picking buds. |kaaltv|
One unintended result of an economy in the crapper: An illegal immigrant from Guatemala begging police to deported him cause there’s no money to be made in the United States. |AP|
Just minutes ago, a skywriting plane flew over the city, leaving a puffy trail of text in its wake: the word “cloud” repeated over and over again. Here’s a photo from Crown Heights of the unidentified plane’s aerial scrawl, also reportedly seen somewhere in Queens. The performance is reminiscent of the cloud drawings artist Vik Muniz flew over Manhattan in 2000, but it’s not clear who’s responsible, just that their work was blown away as quickly as it came. Update: Artist Ron English took credit for the sky tagging project.
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First see It-lenser Ryan McGinley’ recent work: the French Wrangler coroner photo hogwash, and the new Levi’s “Go Forth” into the bleak future ye jobless be-denimed dreamers hooey. Here, via Armanda Testa, Italy’s “largest independent communications company,” we have extra extremely edgy editorial-style advertising for Meltin’ Pot jeans. Their tagline? “I dream. I am”—which directly butts heads with Wrangler’s “Stop thinking” slogan. Something for you philosophy PhD candidates to contemplate as you dress in the morning. Anyway, click the gallery, and observe beautifully-photographed scenes of pig-headed men and a magician’s little rabbits (which represent fucking) and a naked man with about 10 pounds of shaving cream on his crotch. Then go spend $100+ on cheaply-made cotton pants. |Images: Coloribus|
TMZ (Who else?!) has obtained the medical examiner’s report on Adam Goldstein, popularly known as DJ AM. The cause of death: accidental overdose. In his system at the time of his death: “cocaine, oxycodone, hydrocodone (Vicodin), Ativan, Klonopin, Xanax, Benadryl and Levamisole (a drug used to cut cocaine with).” |TMZ|
Although no one knows for sure, the general consensus on the Panama Monster is that it’s a sloth. But what did the strange creature really die of and why did it lose all its hair? Scientists may have inadvertently solved the mystery: “The remains of an ancient HIV-like virus have been discovered in the genome of the two-toed sloth [Choloepus hoffmanni] by a team led by Oxford University scientists.” So if you’re heroin buddy is a slimy two-toed sloth, remember not to share needles with it. |ScienceDaily|
Despite the city’s aggressive ad campaign against sugary drinks, the Health Department is stocked with vending machines serving sugary drinks. |NYP|
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