Are You Ready For Sarah Palin’s Forthcoming Literary Masterpiece, ‘Going Rogue’?
A cruel casualty of the Animal New York servers going down yesterday was my inability to share some great news with all of you people that broke late yesterday afternoon: Sarah Palin, America’s favorite folksy simpleton, has finished “writing” her much-anticipated “book” in four months and it’ll be hitting the bookstores in late November, just in time for Jesus Claus to stuff some good ole Wasilla wisdom into the stocking of every good little wingnut boy and girl. Read more »
Philadelphia Man Duct Tapes Cat, Just Because
An admission: I’m a cat guy. I love them. Some people are dog people, and I do love dogs, but I’m a cat guy at heart. So it goes without saying that reading this story pissed me the hell off. Read more »
Parting Shot: The Sun Rises In the East (Village)
Here’s what an East Village sunrise looks like and the photographer notes that “no Photoshop” has been used.
Photo by Irene Roxanne aka Irena Kittenclaw
Blu Counterfeits Cash in Queens
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- Blue at Deitch Projects LIC
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- Blue at Deitch Projects LIC
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- Blue at Deitch Projects LIC
After teaming up with artist David Ellis on an arduous animated painting in Italy, Blu is solo and stateside, rolling out another massive mural in Long Island City. Commissioned by Deitch Projects, who also bankrolled Os Gêmeos’ recent mural, the Italian artist is peeling back the walls on the influential gallery’s studios to reveal a golden moneymaking machine. Watch Blu roll out the system of cash, cogs and wheels after the jump, or see his handiwork in person at the end of 44th Drive on the East River. Read more »
Capt. Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger, the greatest American hero of all-time, is resuming work as a pilot for U.S. Airways. The world’s homicidal geese can consider themselves warned. |Fox Business|
An intrepid videographer who was also chased, shot footage of the ugly beasts as they stalked and attacked a woman and her son in a Cherry Hill, New Jersey suburb. Luckily, she was able to escape them and not get run over by a car in the process. No word on if the town is still plagued by the menacing turkeys or if the woman has left her house since the incident. Video of the bird on human violence below.
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Everyone knows that if there’s one thing this country is lacking, it’s guns. That’s why Dean Allen, a Republican candidate to be South Carolina’s adjutant general, whatever the fuck that is, is holding a “machine gun social” fundraiser where like-minded, country-bumpkin fucksticks can join Allen for some good ole-fashioned shootin’! For $25 you get a twenty round clip to shoot from your choice of four different types of machine guns AND a BBQ plate lunch. Yeehaw! Read more »
Surely you, in a recent time of quiet reflection, came to the sad realization that your life will never be complete until you attain an action figure in the likeness of the most blatantly retarded American congressional representative to ever defile the halls of Congress, Michele Bachmann. Well fret no more Sparky! Read more »
Here is the Best News Story/Headline Combo You’ll Ever Find
Last week a German trucker wrecked his rig in Western Sweden while jerking his Johnson, leading, naturally, to a messy spill. Surprisingly, the mainstream media is not leaving all of the fun to be had with such a story to the blogosphere, as is usually the case. With that said, here’s Frank Heinz, a reporter for an NBC affiliate in Dallas/Fort Worth, with his reporting of the story: Read more »
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