Meet Johnson Matthey. They sell drugs like heroin, cocaine, and oxycodone, among other substances—their full “product list” is quite impressive. The “opiates firm” also has a monopoly on poppy growing in the UK and routinely produces more dope than many provinces in Afghanistan. Oh and I should mention that they do all this legally and with the full blessings of the government, who just so happens to be a good customer that buys a lot of injectable heroin as part of a national drug treatment program for junkies. Johnson Matthey also appears to be drug facilitators of sorts and makes it seem like anyone can grow poppy plants, if they have the right materials. From their website:

If you are interested in growing poppies you must have free draining soil, with a pH over 7 and have an on-floor drying system. Please contact us for more information.

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