Look, I don’t watch Dancing With the Stars, and I certainly don’t ever plan on tuning in to watch Texas exterminator turned Republican congressional prick extraordinaire Tom Delay shake his totally not gay ass all over the floor whilst doing the cha-cha to “Wild Thing.” But I have to admit, I found this clip of Delay dancing during last night’s episode horrifyingly compelling.

I can’t really explain why, perhaps it’s because it’s just so odd to see a guy I’m used to seeing so stiff running around the stage like Steven Tyler after an 8-ball, or perhaps it’s because I’ve always believed that Delay might just be a closeted power bottom, but whatever the reason, I just couldn’t look away.

Also, I’m probably skipping lunch today. Consider yourself warned.