Twitter gives the world access to people’s most mundane details and it’s amazing how many women love to announce to the world that, yes, they’re on the rag. Here are today’s brave, bloated over-sharers.

The television remote. It’s the most annoying broken household item. Ahleeseeah won’t know true human suffering until the television remote goes blinky.

Somebody’s mother apparently failed to warn her daughter about the perils of dating werewolves.

Meghan Conrad scolding her husband’s ear wax tweeting while she sees no problem with her menstruation tweeting is just so painfully typical. She obviously fails to grasp the fact that excessive ear wax buildup is the male equivalent of period-having, and can wreak havoc on a set of iPod earbuds. It’s tragic, really.

Other artists whose music should be avoided during menstruation: Postal Service, New Edition and Brian McKnight. Just sayin’.

Who knew that simply getting an adjustment while on the rag could turn someone into a human condiment?!