Twitter gives the world access to people’s most mundane details and it’s amazing how many women love to announce to the world that, yes, they’re on the rag. Here are today’s brave, bloated over-sharers.

Remember the time your mother-in-law came over and complained about your sauce being too spicy and then your dog pissed on your favorite Afghan rug and then you got your period?! Yeah, well, then you can totally relate to the plight of Jesus!

Apparently someone failed to inform Kara Myers that female fertility doesn’t end after giving birth to a child, unfortunately.

Catherine C. still hasn’t grasped the first rule of period-having, which states that it will always come at the worst possible times, like when sex is highly anticipated or when you’re wearing white pants in public.

It appears as though Choclaflare & Hearts played the ole “I just started my period” card to free herself from the horror of sexing with an under-endowed man. That’s just wrong.

And with this tweet, Natasha Djuhandi finally achieved her life’s goal of making both Abraham Lincoln and Chef Boyardee roll over in their respective graves at the same time.