HA! I don’t know about you, but I just love it when celebrities, especially those who carry a distinct air of pompousness about them, appear on game shows and prove themselves to be, well, kind of dumb. To that end, CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer, the guy that “the most trusted name in news” employs so our nation’s leaders can appear on national television and recite talking points virtually unchallenged, flamed out spectacularly on Jeopardy last night.

Watch Wolf fail at knowing the place of Jesus’ birth (Godless liberal!), display an ignorance of the shape and texture of one of the most popular types of pasta, and get points taken away for adding an “S” onto Julia Child’s last name, among other things. Wolf, who finished the game with -$4600, could not have sucked any harder if he wore a dress and did lines before the show with George Michael in the bathroom stall of a New Jersey rest stop. Witness the carnage…