In case your business happens be in need of a mildly motivated, whiny but cute middle-aged woman with a room temperature IQ, Sarah Palin is available for hire. How do I know this? Because she posted her resume on LinkedIn!

Yes, Trixie Klondyke, Alaskan Warrior Princess is looking for a gig! She lists being Governor of Alaska and Mayor of Wasilla and a vice-presidential candidate as her past job experience, while failing to cite the 8,000 colleges and universities she attended before earning a degree in “communications-journalism” from the University of Idaho, a little slice of irony that will never stop being funny.

Maybe if we’re all lucky she’ll land a gig as the receptionist for paper company in Scranton, PA!