Love Forever, The Hipster Grifter
Kari Ferrell’s hand-written correspondence reveals what prison life is like for America’s favorite tattooed tiny Asian criminal. She tells us about her sentencing, her cellmates, the media’s portrayal of her and wonders how much she could get for her dirty jail underwear on eBay.
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by Bucky Turco on October 1, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Editor-in-Chief:
God I hate to admit this, but I find her handwriting kind of endearing.
SUCKA
She lost me at “Slayer of Minotaurs”.
Please tell me you’re being sodomized in jail, you know, for my own masturbation fodder.
She gives good letter, I gotta say. Haven’t seen an envelope that cool since the 70’s.
You think the “doll” she refers to is this?
http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/2009/05/hipster-grifter-foldable.html
Yeah, unless Kid Robot releasing some crappy Dunny version of her I don’t know about. And glad you like her hand style Cajun, it’s her jailhouse doodles that sends a tingle up my leg.
Wow, maybe if I start acting a bit more insane and quirky, I can extort hundreds of thousands of dollars from dudes willing to write my sociopathic behavior off as “endearing.”
I’m willing to bet that if she got out of jail and hit the streets of Williamsburg tomorrow, she’d definitely be able to work her magic on a whole new crop of white hipster dudes who put her obvious insanity aside for a piece of Asian ass.
see envelope. location: SL, UT. Like…. actually.
Meh, known the girl since high school, we were in marching band together…….yeah, the “hipster grifter” was in marching band. Ha