Why are all the hip-hop artists from New Orleans going to jail?!?! Shit! First C Murder, now Lil’ Wayne?! Yep it’s true…faced with possibly doing 3 1/2 years if found guilty on a weapons charge if the case went to trial, Wayne pled guilty this morning to “attempted possession of a weapon in the second degree” and will spend up to a year in prison. Read more »
Twitter gives the world access to people’s most mundane details and it’s amazing how many women love to announce to the world that, yes, they’re on the rag. Here are today’s brave, bloated over-sharers. Read more »
Mexico is the land of agave plants and violence. Lots and lots of violence. So, not surprisingly, Mexican advertising is getting violent-er—like with these super gory print ads for the Tamayo Museum of Contemporary Art. Then, there’s this short shocking trailer for a non-existent movie called Ursula & Spore 2.3. It’s the story of Japanese woman living in Mexico who one day finds grimy Spore in the garbage; it’s love at first sight. After her friends openly mock her, Ursula takes her revenge. There’s tits and blow jobs and beheadings and forced entrails eating and extreme self-mutilation. And it’s all promoting…a line of vinyl toys. Queue it up for your five-year-old! Read more »
Just when it seems more and more people are calling for NASA’s funding to be cut to pay for things like, oh, I don’t know, HEALTHCARE, America’s galaxy exploring people have discovered a planet that they say can sustain human life. Get ready for trillions to be pouring into futile attempts to colonize this mofo. Read more »
Job alert: “Charmin will be offering…holiday employment to five outgoing people who will work in the company’s Times Square restrooms this holiday season.” Before you snicker at the offer, do know, the five week job pays $10k. |1010Wins|
Here is America’s first lady, ladies and gentlemen, entertaining a group of children on the White House lawn by spinning a Hula-Hoop around her waist 142 times. It’s sort of mesmerizing to watch. Read more »
When it comes to winning marathons and other long haul running events, some athletes will go to great lengths for that competitive edge, including the permanent removal of their toenails reports the New York Times. After all, nails are so primitive, a sort of throwback if you will. Sports podiatrist, Dr. Robert M. Conenello, explains the mindset: “A lot of them look at their toenails as useless appendages, remnants of claws from evolutionary times long ago.” |NYT|
Photo by Matthew Staver/The New York Times
No that’s not a giant heart carved into the forest out of love, it’s the results of illegal timber industry in Santarém, Brazil.
Photo via Greenpeace/Alberto Cesar Araujo
The media spread swine flu epidemic has jumped to robots, in Japan. But don’t panic, they were purposefully programmed with the disease for training purposes and the non-human model actually “sweats, convulses, moans, cries tears, and exhibits symptoms not unlike a real human patient infected with the H1N1 virus.” |PinkTentacle|
Despite a conspicuous absence from voter guides, Monty Burns hasn’t given up his mayoral aspirations. The campaign is still hitting the streets, plastering their propaganda over illegal NPA ads in their quest to defeat Mayor Bloomberg’s third-term bid. Being a fabulously wealthy power plant owner, Burns doesn’t have to worry about the $500k illegal poster fines that beleaguer other politicians.
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