Not only will these Phone Fingers keep your iPhone fingerprint and smudge free, but they could also help prevent the spread of swine flu, clearly the biggest danger facing humanity, ever. |Likecool|
Junior’s Cheesecakes Overrun By Mice
Proving the old adage, “If you don’t like rodent droppings in your food you probably shouldn’t live in New York City,” a nice lady snapped a couple of photos of mice helping themselves to some of Junior’s legendary cheesecake. But hey, mouse droppings are better than rat droppings, right? |Brooklynian via 1010 Wins|
Fox Business, the channel that no one watches, delves deep “Inside the world of medical marijuana” this week with their ‘High Noon’ segments. Yesterday they interviewed dispensary owner and patient Jason Macleod. For almost four minutes he describes the hardships he faces and the benefits this type of program gives to sick people, prompting reporter David Asman to boldly pose the question that’s really on everyone’s mind: “Jason I gotta ask, the classic brownies, the hash brownies, do you have ‘em?” Silly man, of course he does. See the strange bit of broadcast journalism below. Read more »
Surely over the past few weeks and months, as the smoldering health care reform debate in this country has at times threatened to unleash Civil War II, you’ve found yourself wondering, “When is Roller Girl going to step up to the plate and do something to show support for the public option?” Well folks, that time has come. Finally. Read more »
Evildoers Take Aim At Amnesty International With Super Soakers
Phighting despotism with Phunny Photoshop—it’s a popular tactic by AI. Here, via agency Air in Brussels, they used retouched stock photos in a plea-for-donations campaign. “Amnesty’s flame is in danger worldwide. Defend it.” Look (click gallery) at how cute Mahmoud Ahmadinejad looks with his weapon of mass saturation.The Iranian president is a popular target for do-gooder organizations—previously the International Society for Human Rights fake-smeared his face with birthday cake. Anyway, check out the ads, the retouching’s not bad. I don’t know about including an execution scene. That’s maybe a little too macabre. |Images: scary ideas|
Go ahead and circle November 16th on your calenders folks, because that’s the day when Oprah, America’s thuggish overlord and freakshow circus ringleader, welcomes America’s room-temperature IQ clown princess, Sarah Palin, on her show to promote her literary masterpiece for the ages, Going Rogue. So cancel all appointments, lock the children in the cellar, wrap yourself up in a Snuggie and get comfortable on the sofa, because this is one clash of the titans not to be missed. |Huff Po|
“RIP Kanye West” has been the top “trending topic” on Twitter for the past half hour or so. Kanye is not dead, rather, he’s the latest in a long line of celebrities — Matt Damon, Jeff Goldblum, Steve Guttenberg, and Zach Braff among them — who have been initially pronounced dead by Twitter prankers whose followers then re-tweet the false news and the whole thing just snowballs from there. It’s getting old people. Stop it.
Hey you know what’s dangerous? Attending Broadway musicals! Those theaters are just filled with catty gay men, middle-aged housewives from Jersey and Long Island, the elderly, and Midwestern tourists…the horror!!! So if you can afford it, it’s probably wise to attend such events in the company of a large man carrying a firearm, because you never know what might happen, just like Glenn Beck. Read more »
Parting Shot: Light it Up
The Empire State Building was lit up in tie dye colors to celebrate a Grateful Dead exhibition opening at the New York Historical Society next year.
Photo by Mudpig
Threats against the life of the American president are up 400% since George W. Bush left office and was replaced by the secret Kenyan Muslim who hopes to turn the country into a communist regime. Accordingly, the Secret Service, already stretched thin by an increase in financial crimes and governmental budget cuts, is struggling to provide adequate protection to the nation’s leaders. |Boston Globe|
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