Hey you know what’s old and played out? Threesomes! They’re just so meh, there’s nothing scandalous and forbidden about them. I mean, everybody‘s having threesomes, so they can’t be all that special anymore. They’re over-exposed. They’ve lost their edge. Your mom has probably even had a threesome. Threesomes are basically the Jonas Brothers of sex acts. Read more »
The other day CNN host/birther Lou Dobbs said that someone, probably someone who supports dirty Mexicans being in the country illegally, fired shots at his house in New Jersey. Thus, it’s time to really crack the whip on illegal immigration. Here’s the audio of Dobbs telling the story on his show the other day, which for some reason is just beginning to spread on the net this morning: Read more »
The world’s largest Mona Lisa, a paint-by-numbers imitation of the Da Vinci masterpiece, was rolled out at a Welsh shopping mall today where the public can not only touch, but also trample it. |BBC|
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A possibly sick hawk landed in Midtown and a crowd of normally ruthless New Yorkers actually stopped and showed some compassion for the bird. Animal Care & Control were alerted to the scene after several people called it in, but the hawk flew away. Go watch the video and restore your faith in humanity. |Gothamist|
Sure, taxing medical weed is a good start and ensures that sick people can get their medicine, but how about the rest of the adults in California that just like to smoke it for fun? Why aren’t their voices being heard? Well actually they are and the Times took a look at the flurry of activity that’s currently taking place to fully legalize the weed, so it can be taxed and regulated for recreational use like alcohol and tobacco. This is sure to not only generate a ton of revenue, but also help reduce the costs associated with its prohibition—which means less cool toys for law enforcement—but lots of weed (and money) for everyone else! |NYT|
With the brutal environment that is the record industry and music sales in the shitter, you’d think that a smart, business-minded rapper like 50 Cent would be able to prevent the leak of his forthcoming album, Before I Self Destruct, which was officially set for release on November 23rd. Especially considering the tantrum he threw last time this happened. Nope.
As I’ve previously stated, I’m sort of over Levi Johnston. I often wish he’d just go back to Wasilla and drown himself in meth-ed out pussy and moose chili. But every now and again Levi will bait a hook that I can’t help but bite, like this morning when he appeared on CBS’ The Early Show and insinuated that he has dirt on Sarah Palin that could absolutely destroy her. Yes Levi, go on! Read more »
After honing his architectural stencils on miniature constructions, EVOL takes his “Buildings” series higher, painting some much bigger block housing in Paris. The German-based street artist painted a wall of windows 43 feet long and 11 feet high at Point Ephémère for the Slick Art Fair which ended yesterday.
Photos by EVOL
The current issue of The Atlantic contains an, ugh, interesting Q&A with withered scribe Gore Vidal. When asked for his thoughts on the case of Roman Polanski, who drugged and ass-raped a 13 year-old girl at Jack Nicholson’s house and then fled to Europe out of fear of being sent to prison, Vidal said the following to interviewer John Meroney: Read more »
A few weeks ago, a freshman congressman from Florida named Alan Grayson burst onto the American political scene when he took to the floor of the House and presented his version of the Republican party’s health care reform plan, which essentially implores Americans to “die quickly” according to Grayson. The video of the speech went viral and then the cable news networks went nuts with it and before you knew it Alan Grayson went from being an obscure politician to a ubiquitous one in the blink of an eye. Since his big coming out party, Grayson, who sort of looks like he could play a Huey Long-esque politician in a Coen Brothers movie, has rarely turned down the opportunity to speak into any microphone thrust into his face, and the things he says into these microphones are getting more and more offensive and downright dumb. He’s on the road to becoming the Democrats version of Michele Bachmann, minus the full retard factor of course, and he should really just shut the fuck up. Read more »
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