Hey you know what’s old and played out? Threesomes! They’re just so meh, there’s nothing scandalous and forbidden about them. I mean, everybody‘s having threesomes, so they can’t be all that special anymore. They’re over-exposed. They’ve lost their edge. Your mom has probably even had a threesome. Threesomes are basically the Jonas Brothers of sex acts.

Reports the Post:

From Lady Gaga’s openness about her love of it to footballer Jeremy Shockey’s fondness (he says it’s all the French he needs to speak) to McSteamy’s girl-on-girl naked-in-a-hot-tub playtime, this is just the tip of the kinky sex-burg.

The author of “Threesomes: For Couples Who Want to Know More,” 40-year-old Lainie Speiser considers the earliest mainstream breaking point in pop culture to be the ’90s “Seinfeld” episode when Jerry is faced with a three-way, gets scared and turns it down. “This was the day when it became out and proud,” she says.

Jesus, first ass-fucking and now threesomes? Everything that was once so cool is no longer cool because everybody’s doing it! So what new sex act will America’s pervs embrace to fly their freak flag? Foursomes? Bestiality? Whatever it is, we’re sure the New York Post will have Mandy Stadtmiller and Justin Rocket Silverman on top of it, or underneath it, or both. (See what I did there?)

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