Twitter gives the world access to people’s most mundane details and it’s amazing how many women love to announce to the world that, yes, they’re on the rag. Here are today’s brave, bloated over-sharers.

I wonder if Ifa Pediarahma follows Shit My Dad Says on Twitter? She should, if only because it’ll make her realize that all fathers bitch about shit, some worse than your own.

You guess is as good as mine.

Lying bitches be lying all about lying all the damn time. Shit!

Ladies, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but your tampons are no defense against ass-rapists armed with quaaludes like Roman Polanski. Just sayin’.