Twitter gives the world access to people’s most mundane details and it’s amazing how many women love to announce to the world that, yes, they’re on the rag. Here are today’s brave, bloated over-sharers.

Wait, there’s a fucking app for THAT too? Jesus Christ!

Kate McDean, who claims to be a model for something called “Lesbian Weekly,” must sit around looking at her vagina through a mirror or something when she’s on her period.

I hear you sister! You know what commercial gets to me? That one for the ASPCA featuring Sarah McLachlan! Shit gets to me every damn time. I just have to change the channel sometimes.

Prior to today, I’ve never understood why attractive girls are so into DJs, but the distress tweets above from Bridget Tobin and Sanja Deacon to DJ Mackey may provide some insight as to why that is. Here’s my theory: the greasy smegma that accumulates on and around a DJ’s dong contains some sort of magical component that possesses the ability to soothe menstruating vaginas. What other possible explanation could there be?