Twitter gives the world access to people’s most mundane details and it’s amazing how many women love to announce to the world that, yes, they’re on the rag. Here are today’s brave, bloated over-sharers.

The onset of Gabriella Lascano’s period apparently doesn’t negate the manners her nice Italian mother instilled in her. A “sanitary napkin?” Very elegant.

It amazes me that some ladies still have yet to learn that menstruation is the work of the Devil. It’s all part of Lucifer’s master plan to use menstruation, masturbation, and rap music to drive us all away from God and Jesus. Duh.

So considerate of Sanja Deacon, who was featured in WHTPT yesterday, to let DJ Mackey know that his magical DJ cock smegma did the trick once again.

WHOA WHOA WHOA! What does Doris have against a light-skinned brotha like Lloyd Banks? Is she insinuating that he’s got some white in him, thus he has a smaller peen? Because perpetuating a stereotype, even when it’s based in truth, is just wrong! You hear me, it’s WRONG!

Maybe I should start carrying around tampons when I walk around my Brooklyn neighborhood at night?

I tell you what Lady Jesus…you tell ‘em that if they can throw in one of Lady GaGa’s used condoms as well, then they’ve got themselves a deal!