Twitter gives the world access to people’s most mundane details and it’s amazing how many women love to announce to the world that, yes, they’re on the rag. Here are today’s brave, bloated over-sharers.

I see this as a great opportunity for Midol to tout their period-fever taming capabilities in an advertisement. Tagline: “I’m cold and I can’t warm up!” Get it?

You know what KissMyKitty, I hate sneezing, period (No pun intended)! One time, I was on the toilet and I sneezed and it threw my back out. Seriously. It was awful. Imagine being in the middle of a number two and throwing your damn back out! It took me like an hour to wipe myself and get out of there and I was in bed popping pain pills for two or three days afterwards. Whoever invented sneezing can just suck it.

My ex back in Louisiana used to send me out to buy tampons for her all the time. I think it was a power thing, like it made her feel big-shit to make her man go out and buy tampons. She would always get her period in the middle of the night too, so I’d often have to run to the store at two in the morning for tampons. But this one time, I met up with this other girl I was seeing on the side and she let me fondle her breasts while we made out in the parking lot of the Albertson’s supermarket I went to for tampons. Haha, I win! And I certainly ain’t no “BITCH” Julian Reeves!!!

Hey hey hey! Lay off the New Orleans hip-hop artists going to jail, okay! It’s bad enough we lost C Murder to the Big House, now LiL’ Wayne? Menstruation rhymes 4-EVA!