Twitter gives the world access to people’s most mundane details and it’s amazing how many women love to announce to the world that, yes, they’re on the rag. Here are today’s brave, bloated over-sharers.

Valerie, if it took you getting your period to finally be sufficiently annoyed that you came to the realization that Heidi Montag is about as endearing as a bathtub full of cobras on heroin, you’re probably a pretty chill broad. That or just plain stupid, one or the other.

Was it something I said Ruth?

Princess, you are truly a Queen among little girls. Respect.

Somebody get Jea a reality show stat! Need convincing? Just follow this link to the photos on her Myspace page.

A few weeks ago, I almost tipped over a vending machine that failed to spit out the Whatchamacallit I paid for, so I can relate to this sort of rage I suppose.