73-Year-Old Man Arrested for Los Angeles Vandalism

Los Angeles police have arrested a man believed to be the city’s most senior vandal. 73-year-old John Scott, who’s even older than ROWLOW, was caught putting up stickers for his decades-long self-promotion. Bearing the message “Who is John Scott?” and a Social Security number, the black and orange bumper stickers encourage people to buy some shoddy-looking shwag, pictured above, and “join the secret army of Scotterati, who roam the streets of their cities spreading the word.” Hopefully the septuagenarian suspect sees some sales from this new notoriety as he’s still being held on $20k bail for felony vandalism. |LA Times|