A reader ignored TONY’s Halloween costume advice and dressed up like The Hipster Grifter. She sent photos and told us about the life-altering experience that resulted in bolstered self-esteem and multiple sex partners for the evening. Read her inspirational account below.

Hello, my name is [removed].  I am aware that you have been in close correspondence with the notorious K.F. while she has been serving her time in a Utah prison.  SO, I thought that you’d enjoy the fact that I dressed up as the ‘hipster grifter’ for Halloween.  I’m sure that several other cutesy little hipster girls in Williamsburg thought that it would be the best costume idea ever (but I bet I thought of it first!).  However, I feel my story is different.  Halloween night was a night to forget and then remember it the next morning after looking at pictures on my camera.  That night, I transformed myself into the hipster grifter and embodied everything that she stands for.  Let’s just say, I had a couple of hot dogs thrown down my hallway that night on separate occasions. [Name removed] doesn’t nearly get that much tail in a standard weekend, but when I became Kari Farrell for the night, everything changed.  Maybe I’m writing this because in a way I want to thank her for inspiring me.  Then I realize what she did was really fucked up so I’m thanking her for fucking up.  Either way, it was probably the best Halloween costume I’ve come up with (okay besides Bruce Lee, which enabled me to use 1 wig for the price of 2 costumes).  I’m attaching a couple of pictures for photographic proof of my endeavor.  I will warn you, though, the tattoo is not nearly as good as the real thing, but I made do with the temporary tattoos at the dollar store.  As for the I <3 *beards* tattoo, the placement is not 100% accurate due to costume restraints.  I hope you find them amusing.

I am planning on writing Kari a letter myself with photos attached.  But I do find it slightly intimidating because I’m sending pictures of myself to the person I am dressed up as.  Then again, she is somewhat of an internet celebrity, and I’m sure she’s going to milk it when she gets out of jail. Lucky.

Enjoy the photos, and let me know what you think!

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