For reasons I can’t even begin to attempt to comprehend, people keep forwarding me a story about a woman whose vagina fell out. Now, I’m not going to post any excerpts of it here, because frankly it’s horrific, but if tales of “palm-sized blood clots” and “loud ripping sounds” are your cup of tea, you need to read this.

Oh, and there’s a happy ending: the de-vaginaed woman got a brand new surgically-constructed ladyflower, “the vagina of a 13-year-old virgin, with a perfect labia.” So there’s that! |City Paper|