Glenn Beck Sadly Escapes Death After His Appendix Conveniently Fails Him
At 5pm today I tuned in to Glenn Beck’s program on Fox News eager to see how the right wing’s modern version of P.T. Barnum would spin last night’s epic failure by the human dildo robot he personally programmed and installed to win the race for New York’s 23rd House district. But when the show started, I, as well as millions of Beck death-cultists who tune in to his show each day, got a bit of a surprise: instead of Glenn Beck’s big, stupid fuckface greeting us, we were greeted by the big, stupid fuckface of Judge Andrew Napolitano, who explained that Beck had been overcome with appendicitis earlier in the day and was in the hospital following emergency surgery.
Sadly though, Glenn Beck has yet again avoided a horrible death, which probably means he’ll be posting dumb YouTube videos like he did when he underwent ass surgery in 2008. Surely he’ll have nothing but great things to say, though there will be many tears shed, about American health care, just as he did the last time he was hospitalized, when he returns to the air, and he’ll have forgotten all about how the dipshit candidate he anointed allowed a Democrat to capture a House seat that hadn’t been represented by a Democrat since the 19th century.
Editor-in-Chief:
What a miserable, mean, and filthy-minded person you are! Glenn brings facts to light that most of us would never learn about. He is a good person doing a job more should be doing. Being short on facts, you resort to filthy name calling.
Great post! Loves it!
You are a wonderful person and only mean when necessary. I thank you for that. Glenn is a lying douche bag.
Have a nice day!
Dude, you should have that opening sentence bronzed.
@Boudicon…I’ll get Bucky right on that. He’s from Long Island, where they’re experts at bronzing shit.
Good thing Glen’s appendix blew out before Zerobamacare kicked in
@R.Kay: It’s cause Cajun Boy’s mental irregular and can’t afford quality prescription drugs!
Well done, CB. Well done.
Would a truly compassionate and caring person make such a statement? Would someone who is totally sincere in their compassion towards other human beings even be capable of such a statement?
Wow, you are a nasty, cold hearted waste of space. If you ever bothered to listen…really listen to what he has to say, you might realize that Glenn Beck is one of the few people out there promoting personal responsibilty, HONESTY and accountability. He may not be perfect, but he certainly has a lot more to offer this country than some third rate blogger who does nothing but make fun of people and criticize. Seriously, calling John McCain… a man who spent 5 years being tortured in a POW camp… a fossil? How can you not even offer a minimal amount of respect to the man? You have no idea how good you have it or how easily it can be taken away. Why don’t you use your “forum” here for something positive and productive. And for God’s sake, either grow the hell up or just shut the hell up!
you people really are less than human.
You are a demented, fist-fucking moron. You lack the basis of human kindness and thereby call the karmic gods to bring their wrath upon you. How will you sleep?
I am not surprised to find such comments here.
This article proves that tolerance is a one way street. Think like me or you should die? Wow.
Great Job Cajun Boy!!!!!
Please continue to write articles like this, because every single time a donkey-fucking idiot like you does this, you continue to show the world yet another example of Liberal hypocrisy, and further marginalize you and people like you from normal thinking people.
Your “article” serves as just the latest example of the “tolerance” and “compassion” of The Left in America.
The vile, arrogant, and vicious nature of your movement will be its undoing.
LMAO….WOW you’re some true blue, die hard Beck-hater…..watch him everyday do you?
Becktards: get back on your meds. You are embarrassing yourselves.
Um, I thought it’d be rather obvious that the references to Beck dying were laced with heavy sarcasm that’s directly tied to a piece of satire by The Onion I posted earlier, ( http://animalnewyork.com/2009/11/unfortunately-glenn-beck-has-yet-to-die-a-grizzly-death/ ). But just to be clear, I do not wish death upon Mr. Beck, despite the fact that I often find him and his antics deeply revolting.
And to think Glen could have been driving a GM vehicle and run over Obama. Another wasted moment!
Wow, what a waste of flesh you are to spend your life with that kind of unfettered hate. YOu must be a real joy to be around, liberal, open minded, nazi that you are! It almost makes me change my mind about abortion, except that it doesn’t, especially since it’s not retroactive for WOFers like you!
CB, you need to get out of ur Mommy’s basement and stop whackin’ off while watching The Rachel Madcow Show. She likes girls so you might have an outside chance but best not to hang your hopes on that one.
GLENN WILL GET BETTER ! YOU HOWEVER , WITH YOUR GARBAGE MOUTH ARE ANOTHER STORY .— IAM SHURE YOU HAVE A ” MUD FACE” FROM THE SOUNDS
OF YOUR SPEECH !!!!!!!!
ALL YOU LEFTYS’.WILL CRAWL INTO YOUR HOLES ON JAN.26 2010 WHEN YOUR
DO-NOTHING LEADER , OBAMA AKA BARRY SOETORO IS SCHEDULED TO GO
BEFORE A CALIFORNIA JUDGE FOR A CASE THAT CHALLENGES HIS ELIGIBILITY
TO BE PRESIDENT . HE IS NOT A U.S.CITIZEN AND IS THEREFORE USURPING
THE POSITION OF PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.AND WILL BE IMPEACHED
@s. de graw…I called Beck a “fuckface”, not a “MUD FACE” with my “GARBAGE MOUTH.” Get it right cunt-cheese!
Cajun Boy, I suppose that your reply to s. de graw was heavy sarcasm too, right. Your “column” and replies clearly demonstrates your lack of a grasp of the english language. The juvenile assaults are the hallmark of the Left and makes those like you who engage in them irrelevant. If the name “Cajun Boy” refers to your background, then your grandmother (at the very least) would be appalled by your sentiments.
Thank you for re-confiming my decision to leave the Democrat Party, and the Left. Never again.
LMAO………this is brilliant….Lenny Bruce would be proud!
Glenn Beck was definitely a load that should have been shot on his mother’s ass. Sad that the piece of shit is still alive. Everyday he’s not wormfood he lowers the IQ of his army of diabetic mall walkers, religious fanatics and civil war reenactors obsessed at Obama… oooohh…. Goddamn that socialist communist muslim monkey for…………. lowering our taxes or keeping our taxes exactly the same…Fuckin idiots don’t even know what socialism is, they just heard Glenn Beck say it. Ahh The limitations of an ignorant society and the Faux News that controls them.
I am dat cajun boy’s grandma and I gots to say, i love dat boy wit all my heart but yes I, and all our other red stated coon asses be appalled at how dat boy turned out like dat. glenn beck is a fine specimen and i want to tell him he dont need dat apendix nohow anyway. but don’t be insulting my grandson no mo, or I have to come after you, you hear me now?
Yet one more reason for me to feel good about leaving the Democrat party last year after the primaries. I am ashamed to say I was a life-long member of the left, I always thought we were the good guys, to my sadness I have learned the left has turned into morally bankrupt narcissists who have become far worse than the Bush administration on every single level. Obama has truly brought out the absolute worst in people.
What goes around comes around folks.
Wow,
I’ve rarely seen such vile hatred packed into something pretending to be satirical journalism. Luckily for the rest of us, your misplaced venom and flat-out demented behavior only prove what caring people like Glenn Beck point out every night. Those that preach tolerance are in fact the most intolerant amoungst us. While I know you can’t stand it, no matter what you think of Glenn Beck, he points out every night that he is stating his opinions. His opinions are routed in actual ‘facts’. He asks for people to point out if and when he is wrong and he does lead with corrections when he is wrong. Your witty reparte is limited to moronic anger simply because you have a difference of opinion. Yes, that’s a good reason to wish death upon someone. I only wish you could someday understand your own hypocracy and lack of humanity. But I won’t hold my breath.
It is sad that liberals, progressives or democrats or what every you call yourselves are nothing more than two bit communists who want to run our lives. Why do you always have to change names to sell people on something…taxes=investment; pro-abortion=choice; and the list goes on an on. It’s because you are hypocrits and can’t face the truth. At least Glen Beck is trying to warn us about you pinko communists. It’s also sad that you pinko communists don’t have faith that people can think or act without government intervention. Instead, you pinko’s want to take our freedoms. Why don’t you move to Russia or live under the rule of Chavez? You don’t deserve America!
John Q. Adams “Tolerance is the means by which this democracy will commit suicide.” The light is fading.
Glenn Beck is an Assclown.
How do you know he’s lying?
HIS LIPS MOVE
I love the intelligence ratio assembled here. No facts please. Wouldn’t want to actually committ “brain strain’. Just “Becks a liar” no examples, no facts.
You forgot, he’s also a “Poopy Pants” oh, and “LMAO”
I was directed here in error and need to leave now while I still have a %age of my I.Q.