A recent poll found that the majority of Republicans stole the 2008 election, despite the fact that he defeated the McCain/Palin ticket by over 8 million votes. How did Blackie McMuslimcommunist manage to pull this rabbit out of his African hat? He enlisted ACORN to do the dirty work, naturally.

Reports Talking Points Memo:

The poll asked this question: “Do you think that Barack Obama legitimately won the Presidential election last year, or do you think that ACORN stole it for him?” The overall top-line is legitimately won 62%, ACORN stole it 26%.

Among Republicans, however, only 27% say Obama actually won the race, with 52% — an outright majority — saying that ACORN stole it, and 21% are undecided. Among McCain voters, the breakdown is 31%-49%-20%. By comparison, independents weigh in at 72%-18%-10%, and Democrats are 86%-9%-4%.

You know how they say that a relationship partner who’s paranoid about cheating usually is so because he or see is cheating themselves? Well, I think the same logic applies here.

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