Sarah Palin is appearing on Oprah RIGHT NOW! And ANIMAL is going to liveblog it! Yeeeaaahh! Click through to join in the fun.

4:02 PM: Pleasantries exchanged. Oprah is explaining her alleged “snub ” during the campaign. Oprah looks like she wants to eat Sarah.

4:05: I have to say, Palin looks relaxed, poised, and excited to be on the same piece of furniture that Tom Cruise once made a staggering ass of himself on.

4:08: Sarah just dropped her first reference about “the haters” who refused to leave her children alone. Take a shot now please.

4:13: Back from commercial…no signs of blood on the set.

4:14: Sarah is now explaining how some McCain advisers hated her for her love of eating animal flesh. She also just referred to McCain as a maverick. Do another shot.

4:16: Is it just me or does Palin’s head appear bigger? Seriously.

4:18: Oh now here comes the whining. The poor dumbasses working for MCain couldn’t handle a rootin’ tootin’ lady who goes rogue like Trixie Klondyke, Alaskan Warrior Princess, and failed to give her words to say that she believed deep down inside of her Jesus-lovin’ heart. Good lord.

4:20: More commercials. Oprah’s insatiable capitalist appetite must be fed!

4:22: Sarah on her disastrous Katie Couric interview: all the hours of tape were edited to make her look like a fool. Also, Katie Couric was out to destroy her, unlike she did with that old idiot Joe Biden.

4:25: OH JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH! Palin on not answering Couric’s questions about what she read: I was annoyed with the questions so I intentionally didn’t give her an answer.

4:29: Oh yes, totally relaxed and composed Sarah from earlier in the show is appearing to come unhinged. She’s being shifty, stuttering a bit, spewing out the non-sensical word soups we all know and love.

4:30: Commercials…oh and here’s a preview of Oprah’s big episode on porn airing tomorrow. Oprah is the modern P.T. Barnum, with a dash of fast food terrorist sprinkled in.

4:35 LEVI!!!

4:36: Oh, Sarah is none too pleased with Levi’s “aspiring porn” career, as it is a “heartbreaking road,” but she hopes he comes over to eat some moose and whatnot at Thanksgiving.

4:37: Damn Bristol looks hot!

4:38 Sarah on Bristol’s message to America’s young ladies: Don’t bone dudes named Levi!

4:40: Gah more commericals! When does the cage-fighting begin?!?!

4:42: Ah, here is Sarah at home being a hockey mom. She drives all herself, gets the children dressed, etc. Very maverick-y.

4:43: THE PALINS CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN!!! Doesn’t Sarah realize that Halloween is part of Lucifer’s secret plan to kill Jesus again?!

4:47: Sarah says that she still can’t understand why the mean old McCain people wouldn’t let her speak on the night of the election, because despite the fact that it never happens, Sarah remembers seeing it happen before, though she doesn’t cite when exactly.

4:51: Oh boy here we go again with the “I quit my job so I can better serve Alaskans” horseshit. “She’s not retreating, she’s reloading,” said her father. Yeah.

4:53: About running for president in 2012…”you don’t need a title to make a difference.”

4:54: The final commerical break…surely there will be bloodshed in the last segment, right?

4:56: Oh for Christ’s sake now they’re having a big love fest. Somewhere off set Gayle King is clenching her fists!

4:58: Palin’s closing thoughts…”I just wanna give thanks to God and Todd.”

4:59 Final assessment…she didn’t come off as nearly as big of an idiot as I expected her to. But the week is still young. Video of the entire thing can be viewed here.