No More Abortions for Republicans, Say Republicans
Yesterday word leaked that the health care plan offered by the Republican National Committee to its employees covers…are you ready for this…ABORTIONS!
Yes, the same Republican party ordained by Jesus, noted hater of abortions, to save us all from ourselves has been offering abortions to employees for 18 years, while at the same time crying incessantly about health care reform covering abortions for poor people. Well, no more!
Now that Michael Steele has been made aware of the “oversight,” he ain’t having none of this fetus aborting bullshit.
“Money from our loyal donors should not be used for this purpose,” Chairman Michael Steele said in a statement. “I don’t know why this policy existed in the past, but it will not exist under my administration. Consider this issue settled.”
Steele has told the committee’s director of administration to opt out of coverage for elective abortion in the policy it uses from Cigna.
Politico’s story on the matter yesterday said that the Republican’s insurance plan has covered elective abortions since 1991. That’s like a vegan animal rights activist going home each night for almost 20 years and eating a bloody steak for dinner, but sadly not surprising in the least. Hypocrisy exhibited by modern Republicans…WHODATHUNKIT?!
Editor-in-Chief:
The only thing I support about the health care plan is the abortions. The government should use tax money to fund more abortions to stop all the irresponsible breeding by our promiscuous, fecund populace.
Maybe that will make the rush hour subway of the future less crowded with unwanted humans. More importantly, maybe that will help save nature and animals from the rampaging human devastation.
Just make it easier and abort all republicans.
As if the Democrats are any better or even any different. More war, more torture, more spending, more bailouts, more surveillance, more outsourcing, more debt, more inflation. That’s the Republi-crat Party for ya.
stop all abortion,not only for republikans