In this cheesy culture of generation zeros it’s understandable how such a crappy movie like Twilight could inspire so much hype, but still, no one ever thought it would go this far. TMZ reports: “DEA Special Agent Erin McKenzie-Mulvey tells us the heroin baggies with “Twilight” characters were seized recently in West Hempstead, Long Island.”

Well, that actually kinda makes sense. After all, if any dope-using expanse of suburbia is going to be enthralled by a teeny-bopping vampire flick it makes sense that it’s Long Island. That place is one big drug nest for junkies already. |TMZ via Cityfile|