Last night on the Fox News network, two ejaculations that should have been swallowed some time during the mid-20th century held a very serious policy discussion regarding President Blackie McMuslimcommunist and how he’s systematically destroying America by bending over for the Mexicans, Arabs, Asians, etc.

During the course of this very serious discussion, one of the ejaculations that should have been swallowed asked the other ejaculation that should have swallowed a very serious question…”Barack Obama, is he the devil.” This question was asked without any hint sarcasm or irony, and the ejaculation that should have been swallowed to whom the question was posed to answered it with precisely the brevity and thoughtfulness that such a question deserves to be answered with.

Yes, this really did happen.