Parting Shot: Game Over

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Following his recent stint in New York, Madrid-based street artist Spy pulled off a spoilsport intervention, bricking over a soccer goal in Spain and rendering the court unusable. |Ekosystem|

Jacques Magazine Releases Artsy Autumn Porn

Last month’s legal threats didn’t stop Jacques magazine from putting out their “Autumn” issue. The third release of this artsy erotic rag sees some gun-toting, motorcycle-riding women posing for the camera. Along with their unedited photos shot by Stacey Mark and Jonathan Leder, the models describe how easy and enjoyable posing nude is, much like Emile Hirsch’s girlfriend, Brianna Domont, did before her bout of regret. See some shots below from the new issue, which is already out on store shelves. Read more »

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Sarah Palin’s Half-Assed Book Signing Efforts Inspires Her Death-Cult to Revolt Hilariously

OMG OMG OMG! I can’t think of a better way to bring “Sarah Palin Week in America” to a close than with this here video. Seriously, this is perfect in ways that I can’t even really articulate. Read more »

What the Heck Was Up With Al Gore’s Teeth on 30 Rock Last Night?

If you happened to catch Al Gore’s cameo last night on 30 Rock and found yourself wondering, “What the fuck happened to Al Gore’s teeth?”, well, you weren’t the only one. Read more »

We Will Never Forget…11/13

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Today marks the one week anniversary of the murder of Oreo, a sassy pit bull that was tossed off a building and survived only to be killed by the ASPCA after they physically rehabilitated her. They said it was the humane thing to do. Gone, but not forgotten. RIP Oreo!

Navin Norling Whitewashes His Own Art

Out of old windowpanes found in the trash, Navin June Norling builds see-through canvases, which he paints with contemporary imagery. Whitewashing his work, the local artist then buffs away the layers, selectively revealing another look at these pop culture pictures, from brand logos to cultural icons. Tonight, Norling reveals “White Wash,” an installation of this performance sculpture in Fort Greene’s Danny Simmons Corridor Gallery.

“White Wash,” November 22 – January 17, Danny Simmons Corridor Gallery, 334 Grand Avenue, Brooklyn

Australian Mayor’s Graffiti-Cleaning Efforts Deemed Illegal

The mayor of a suburb outside of Sydney, Australia was told that she’s not allowed to personally clean graffiti off of light poles or post boxes or any of the “state and federal owned infrastructure” reports the Mosman Daily. It’s considered a safety risk and is therefore it’s illegal—just like the vandalism itself. Read more »

Here is Your Conservative Wingnut Obama Conspiracy Theory of the Day

A recent poll found that the majority of Republicans stole the 2008 election, despite the fact that he defeated the McCain/Palin ticket by over 8 million votes. How did Blackie McMuslimcommunist manage to pull this rabbit out of his African hat? He enlisted ACORN to do the dirty work, naturally. Read more »

‘Punk Beasts’ Float ‘Swimming Cities’ Show

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Over the summer, Swoon’s Swimming Cities of Serenissima successfully crashed the Venice Biennale in what art critic Jerry Saltz calls “the most moving moment I had.” Hosted by Anonymous Gallery, a retrospective of this hand built boating expedition takes places at Collective Hardware tonight. Named after the Italian villagers bestowed on the project, “Pankabestia: Punk Beasts of the Swimming Cities of Serenissima” will feature massive wall drawings, trash barge installations, flotsam from the Adriatic Sea and other crew art. See more of Tod Seelie’s photos from the Mediterranean trip below. Read more »

Area Man Determined to Make Even Bigger Ass of Himself Publicly

Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, whose entire political resume seems to be that the city he presided over was subjected to the worst terrorist attack in U.S. history during his reign, is making noise about running for office again, presumably so he can further expose himself as a creepy tool. Read more »