Miles O’Brien Describes CNN’s Space Coverage As “Deathwatch Journalism”

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On Sunday, CNN’s former technology reporter, Miles O’Brien, spoke to a group of 100 space enthused Twitterers—myself included—at the Kennedy Space Center as part of a two-day gathering hosted by NASA in anticipation of today’s launch of the space shuttle Atlantis. The self-described “Recovering Correspondent” discussed the dying role that his former employer and the mainstream media is playing in covering events like the space shuttle launch and basically said that they just send the news trucks in case things blow up or what he affectionately called “Deathwatch journalism.” Read more »

If you read only one piece of hysterical, thoroughly penetrating satire today, let it be this one. You won’t be disappointed. |The Onion|

Happy Holidays Everybody!

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Hey look, Starbucks has broken out the holiday cups two weeks before Thanksgiving this year! Now, I haven’t visited a Starbucks in a few days to confirm this myself, but if anyone is to be trusted on this matter, it’s Brian Stelter of the New York Times. Now y’all go out there and buy some shit, umkay!

When Will Obama Stop Sucking Off World Leaders?

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President Blackie McMuslimcommunist is still out there, going around the world spreading his plans for the extermination of people who love Jesus and the constitution globally, and he won’t stop bowing! Thank goodness that these acts of liberal faggotry haven’t gone unnoticed by the New York Post. Read more »

Carrie Prejean Has More Sex Tapes Than John McCain Has Houses

Remember last year during the campaign when self-proclaimed common man John McCain couldn’t remember how many houses he owned? Well, that number turned out to be seven. Read more »

Parting Shot: Milking It

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Ron English opened his show “Immortal Underground” last night at Opera Gallery where he brought some of his characters and cattle to life.

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Overexposed Photos Sell for Half Milli

The first night of Phillips de Pury’s contemporary art auction saw modest sales and nothing like Sotheby’s $39 million haul for Andy Warhol’s cash print. With the pop master’s soap box selling for $842k and Dash Snow’s Polaroid prints going for $50k, most sales fell within pre-auction estimates. Read more »

Jim Carrey’s Website Will Astound and Confuse You, Eventually Destroying Your Mind

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Just because it’s late Friday afternoon, I demand all ANIMAL readers to go to Jim Carrey’s website right now and spend the rest of the day hypnotized as you gaze upon it in slack-jawed amazement. WARNING: it’s sort of like looking directly into the sun, I think. |Via Mike Ryan’s Twitter|

We have some sad news. Oreo was not granted amnesty by the ASPCA and the so-called animal welfare group did the only humane thing they could think of: they killed it. RIP!

Terry Richardson, Moby and Jared Leto Walk Into a Soho Cafe…

ANIMAL contributor Foster Kamer wrote an epic 8000 words or so about an afternoon he spent paling around with hercudouche Jared Leto, he of Requiem for a Dream and My So-Called Life fame, and his rocker bandmates in 30 Seconds to Mars. Shit got real when the gang got to Cafe Gitane and spotted Terry Richardson, who’d been snubbed to do the photo shoot for the article, sitting outside and creating a bit of an awkward moment, but shit got really real when Moby walked over to the table. Read more »