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Skaters Get High on ‘Wizard Smoke’

What could be more fun than getting dusted and skating around? For this short video, “Wizard Smoke,” a bunch of powdered skateboarders ride ramps and ledges, leaving colorful clouds in their wake. Watch them chalk up some tricks.

Damien Hirst Unveils More Mediocre Paintings

A month after revealing some critically-hated paintings for “No Love Lost,” shock artist Damien Hirst is giving it another try with a new show. Titled “Nothing Matters,” the series of 19 paintings, part of Hirst’s recent return to assistant-free art, features more paintings of skulls alongside triptychs of blood-spattered birds that will likely be as poorly received as the last. In the Guardian, Adrian Searle already notes that Hirst’s “viscerated meat-men and skeletons hang about, waiting for a death that’s already happened: they just haven’t noticed yet,” and asks, “is he trying too hard?”

“Nothing Matters,” November 25 – January 30, White Cube, Hoxton Square and Mason’s Yard, London

Killjoy Group Trying to Get ‘Racist’ Guido Reality Show Pulled from Air

Saying that the show relies on “crude stereotypes,” UNICO National is asking MTV to cancel Jersey Shore, a reality show destined to become the greatest show in the history of television. UNICO President Andre DiMino called the show “trash television,” which, let’s face it, it is, but it’s trash television that’ll provide an overdue public service: shaming the shitteous Guido lifestyle on the national stage. |NJ.com|

SMILFs Featured In iD Magazine

A trio of aging supermodels I’d like to…friend, stripped naked for iD magazine’s ‘Flesh and Blood’ issue. Shot by photographer Kayt Jones, Claudia Schiffer, Eva Herzigova and Helena Christensen appear mostly nude and still look good doing so, proving that a steady diet of blow and Rice Cakes isn’t so bad for the body after all. The black and white format probably didn’t hurt either. There’s more where those came from, NSFW even. |The Blemish|

Alleycat Cyclists Race for Thanksgiving Charity

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Armed with shopping lists, nearly 120 cyclists set off from Madison Square Park on Saturday to buy food for the homeless, as quickly as possible. Now in its 11th year, the annual Cranksgiving race, which has spread to more than 13 other cities, saw its largest turnout yet with couples on tandems, furry creatures on mutant choppers, NYT building climber and photographer Renaldo Clarke as well as myself coming out for the alleycat-style Supermarket Sweep. Read more »

Who’s Having Their Period Today? (Thanksgiving Edition)

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Twitter gives the world access to people’s most mundane details and it’s amazing how many women love to announce to the world that, yes, they’re on the rag. Just about every day, we feature the tweets of some of those brave, bloated oversharers. Since tomorrow is the big turkey holocaust day, here are a few Thanksgiving-themed tweets, presented without comment. Read more »

Alex Fakso Shoots ‘Underground’ Graffiti

Since the late nineties, Alex Fakso has been photographing graffiti, capturing its creation in train yards and subway stations. Many of these gritty images, documenting artists at work across Europe, were published in his book “Heavy Metal.” Now, the Italian photographer, a writer himself, has a new exhibition. “Underground,” opens this weekend at Luxembourg’s Extrabold gallery and will feature a showcase of his most recent creative action shots.

“Underground,” November 28 – December 24, Extrabold, Luxembourg

F-You AIDS!

(AIDS is abbreviated as SIDA in Spain and other countries) Yeah! Take that, you, you fucking pussy-ass syndrome you! You may have killed 25 million+ people worldwide so far, with no cure in sight, but, but FUCK YOU! Next time I diddle my girlfriend, I’m gonna put a condom on my middle finger and jam it WAY up her cooter just to show you, you FUCK. Then, she’s gonna slide a condom-sheathed finger up my ass—without lube! That’ll show you, you…condition. (Poster part of an AIDS awareness campaign via acHe in Barcelona on behalf of gay and lesbian organization cogailes.org.) |Image via: adland|

Not content with just ruining movies with those piercing emergency warning messages, the state of NY is developing a system that will seize control of video game consoles too in the event of a disaster, bad weather, or an Amber alert. |NYP|

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Sesame Street Introduces ‘Spill O’Reilly’

Remember a couple of weeks ago when conservatives were griping about liberal bias on Sesame Street after they aired a skit featuring the “trashy” “Pox News?” Well, in response, the show has created a new character…”Spill O’Reilly,” on Bill O’Reilly’s show last night. It was quite funny.