Did you see the Frontline special on the multiple ways banks fleece their customers last night? Did it not make you want to just pull all your money from the banks and keep it under the mattress or something? I did! Well, a small measure of revenge has been laid down by a New York judge who basically gave a Long Island couple a free house after they were dicked over by a bank. Oh, and a judge in Pittsburgh awarded a man $50k for flipping off a cop. WTF? Read more »
Xenophobic fuckface former CNN anchor Lou Dobbs is apparently mulling a run for the presidency. So, naturally, he is already trying to reposition himself as a friend to the Mexicans he’s been railing against on-air for years. Just when you thought this jerkoff couldn’t possibly reach a new level of revulsion, here comes this little nugget from today’s Wall Street Journal: Read more »
Parting Shot: Mass Slaughter

A buffalo is about to get beheaded as part of a mass sacrifice of more than 200,000 animals at Gadhimai temple in Nepal. |AP|
Photo by Gemunu Amarasinghe/AP
A British talk show host who recently had Mariah Carey on as a guest is dishing about how much of an unrelenting diva she is. Among the revelations: Mariah travels with her own toilet paper and refuses to wipe her ass with anything else, she required two assistants to “lower” her ballooning frame onto a couch, and that she had an entourage that was bigger than the production crew working on the show. Are we having fun yet Nick Cannon? |Daily Mail|
In this cheesy culture of generation zeros it’s understandable how such a crappy movie like Twilight could inspire so much hype, but still, no one ever thought it would go this far. TMZ reports: “DEA Special Agent Erin McKenzie-Mulvey tells us the heroin baggies with “Twilight” characters were seized recently in West Hempstead, Long Island.” Read more »
Finally, mercifully, the reign of terror by New Orleans mayor/staggering fucktard Ray Nagin is coming to an end, which means that new, other fucktards seeking to take municipal fucktardation to the next level are now emerging. Enter James Perry. Read more »
Notorious vandal JA took a minute to reflect on his bombing career, covering New York, Saber’s LA River piece and locales far beyond since the 80s. In a recent interview with VIRUS for cult skateboard brand Supreme, the infamous graffiti writer recounts the upside of getting his head smashed in by “crooked NYPD cops.” Read more »
While hope may be fading fast on the left, it’s sort of hilariously comforting to know that the wingnuts on the other side are still hellbent on hurling themselves over the side of a rocky cliff. Read more »
Just in time for the holidays, the Miller Park Zoo in Bloomington, Illinois is selling necklace pendants made of dried reindeer poop, the perfect gift for the person in your family who goes overboard with the holiday cheer each year while also secretly harboring all sorts of unspeakable fecal fetishes. |Pantagraph via Pat’s Papers|
- “A Moment of Dark Surprise (Detail)” by Candice Tripp
- “The Luxury of Being Left Alone for a Little Bit (Detail)” by Candice Tripp
- “Sometimes the Skull Monkeys Break Out (Detail)” by Candice Tripp
- “Death Finds Chloe (Detail)” by Candice Tripp
Working with oil and ink, Candice Tripp renders childhood scenes, stylistically carefree but actually complex. Through these images, isolated on large white canvases, the South African artist illustrates the challenges kids grapple with, issues like self control, imagined as a pack of disruptive “skull monkeys” breaking out of a girl’s dome. “Tiny Drama,” a solo exhibition of these paintings, is on view concurrently with Kris Kuksi’s macabre sculptures at Joshua Liner Gallery.
“Tiny Drama,” November 21 – December 19, Joshua Liner Gallery, 548 West 28th, 3rd Floor




































