Angela Strassheim Shoots Bloody Mess

Using techniques she picked up with the Miami Forensic Imaging Bureau, photographer Angela Strassheim captures black and white bloodstains. After a violent incident at the college where she taught, the Manhattan-based photographer began researching crime scenes and convincing new residents, some oblivious to the unpeaceful past, to let her photograph their homes. Sprayed down with “Blue Star,” hidden spatters and streaks of blood are illuminated and captured through long exposure photographs which are now on view at Chelsea’s Marvelli Gallery.

“Evidence,” November 19 – December 31, Marvelli Gallery, 526 West 26th Street, 2nd Floor

Doomsday Machine Is Working, Finally!

The world’s most complex machine that frightens the followers of Christ and other monotheistic religious cults is up and running. After multiple delays, including a bread crumb-induced shutdown, particle beams are accelerating as researchers continue their search for the so called “God particle.” Good luck stopping us now scientists from the future! |Science Daily|

Glenn Beck Seeks To Conquer Americaland with Marauding Gang of Frothing Twits

Oh, did you hear about Glenn Beck’s big announcement over the weekend? He basically wants to be the wingnut version of Boss Tweed, taking politically ambitious mouth-breathers by the hand for the next 100 years or so and lead them to power, so that American can break free from the bonds of communism and science and the like. Read more »

Man Believed to Be In Vegetative State for 23 Years Has Been Conscious All Along

Twenty-three years ago, doctors pronounced Rom Houben’s consciousness “extinct” after he was injured in a car crash. Kept alive for over two decades, brain scans recently revealed that Houben’s been fully conscious but completely unable to physically communicate all these years, essentially trapped inside of his own body. Read more »

Greek Plane Bombed

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A Greek jetliner has been reportedly tagged by graffiti writers. In photos posted by oversharing graffiti writer REVOK, the words “Stay High” are seen painted along the aircraft’s wing where markings for Olympic Airlines have were covered up since the carrier shut down. Scarce on details, this news is all the more intriguing being reported by REVOK, one of the vandals who was shortchanged for his work on Marc Ecko’s Air Force One tag hoax.

Photos via REVOK

Ad Creep Update: Power Lines

Ad Creep Update is a regular feature on ANIMAL documenting the spreading epidemic of advertising media placement into every nook and cranny of your daily life. How Panasonic was able to pull this off dumbfounds me. But, apparently they actually did it. Saatchi & Saatchi erected these electrically hazardous ads (click gallery) in some Indonesian city to indelibly sell the need for its nose hair trimmer safety cutting system. From the press notes: “With thousands of sensory nerves fibers in the nostrils, trimming nose hairs can be as risky as cutting live wires.” Yeah, not quite, but point taken. I would have gone with photos of real men to make the effort fully disgusting. |Images via: comunicadores|

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Look at This Fu*#ing Window Washer Falling

A man washing windows on a building in Seattle had his life saved by his safety rope after he fell from eight stories up. A local security camera caught the fall on video. Read more »

Dominic Carter Has a Sad Over His Wife-Beating Conviction

Troubled NY1 anchor Dominic Carter was convicted of beating his wife on Friday and now faces jail time, causing him to weep openly about the injustice of having everything he’s worked so hard to build in his life crumble to pieces for merely treating his wife like a speed bag. Read more »

Man Stabbed to Death for His Seat on D Train

On Saturday two men got into an argument over a seat on the D train in Midtown, so one of the two men whipped out a steak knife and stabbed the other man repeatedly to settle the argument, naturally. In the midst of the madness, one of the other passengers then pulled the emergency brake cord, causing the train to stall between the Rockefeller Center and 7th Avenue stops, trapping the other passengers inside the car with the knife-wielding crazy person while his victim died in a pool of his own blood. |NY Times|

Oreo To Be Immortalized Through Legislation

So there might be some justice after all for Oreo, the now dead pit bull that had a bit of an attitude and was subsequently murdered by the ASPCA, despite an animal rescue group’s frantic pleas to take the bitch in. All of which, we know learn, went completely unanswered: emails, phone calls, physical visits to the facility. Read more »