Totally Not Gay Republican Tool Just Can’t Stop Dancing
When likely closeted pole-smoker Tom Delay quit Dancing With The Stars because of a foot injury, secretly gay “real Americans” clandestinely wept in reststop bathroom stalls across the land. But last night, “The Hammer” came back to give them an encore performance.
As you can see, Delay tried to butch it up by Texas two-stepping to a country tune while wearing a cowboy hat, but the truth is abundantly clear: Tom Delay is gayer than a glitter party at JIm J. Bullock’s house.
by Cajun Boy on November 27, 2009 at 3:35 pm
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It’s astounding how many people don’t realize this. Thanks for this very accurate post, and I look forward to reading more in the near future!