Unfortunately Glenn Beck Has Yet to Die a Grizzly Death

Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck | The Onion - America's Finest News Source_1257266524851

Have you ever read a story about some sweet, talented young person losing their life to a coyote mauling or something equally horrific and wondered to yourself, “Why couldn’t that have been ‘fat, dumb Mormon fuckface’ Glenn Beck instead?” Yeah, well, ME TOO! And, as is their proclivity, The Onion has their finger firmly on America’s pulse and produced this hilarious “news” piece that taps into that “Glenn Beck so deserves to die a grizzly death” vein that so many of us secretly feel.


Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

Side note: There’s a great article about The Onion’s editorial process in today’s New York Times.


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2 Responses to “Unfortunately Glenn Beck Has Yet to Die a Grizzly Death”

  1. It’s grisly, it is.

    I had to check, at first I thought it was gristly.

    A grizzly death is a subset of grisly deaths.

  2. Jeff Prosper

    Great Job Cajun Boy!!!!!

    Please continue to write articles like this, because every single time a donkey-fucking idiot like you does this, you continue to show the world yet another example of Liberal hypocrisy, and further marginalize you and people like you from normal thinking people.

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