Who’s Having Their Period Today?

Twitter gives the world access to people’s most mundane details and it’s amazing how many women love to announce to the world that, yes, they’re on the rag. Here are today’s brave, bloated over-sharers.

When Jay Right, says “my period jus went off” does that mean that she just got it or that it just ended? I’m so confused! Either way, I don’t think it’s ever a good idea to bone someone whose name is also a product category at The Gap.

Years from now cultural anthropologists will dig though Twitter to discover that it was Tennille Chalmers who coined the phrase “frying the Ragu” as slang for a menstruating vagina that goes unpenetrated.

Modest women rarely use pictures of themselves in their underwear for their Twitter avatars. Debra Martin is obviously the exception to that rule.

Lyndsey Brown should probably call Dr. Sanjay Gupta on this one. (Yes, I know that’s a lame joke, but I got nothing today people…NOTHING!)





























CALL AASIF MANDVI his long lost brother.
Actually that line "fry the ragu" was from a MF Doom album named MMM Food.
MF Doooooom