Twitter gives the world access to people’s most mundane details and it’s amazing how many women love to announce to the world that, yes, they’re on the rag. Here are today’s brave, bloated over-sharers.

Preach on sister!

Conversely, when applied to the male testes, wild yam cream has been known to cause men to watch Grey’s Anatomy.

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: I doubt that someone who looks at genitals all day is all that phased by the occasional ladybox with a string hanging out of it. I could be wrong though.

Hey, you know what’s even more insufferable than people who tweet about their bodily functions? People who open Twitter accounts for their pomeranians so they can keep the world abreast of the dog’s menstrual cycle, that’s what! Bella’s owner should be flogged with bamboo reeds marinated in Tabasco sauce.