Yankees Fans Fail to Start a Riot

Yankees fans flooded the streets last night celebrating the team’s 27th World Series victory. And surprisingly, they caused little trouble, unlike Phillies fans, who last year flipped cars, smashed windows, and set fires amidst other mayhem that forced the city to generously lube up this time around. In contrast, New York revelers kept it pretty tame, popping bottles of champagne, decorating trees with toilet paper, lighting a warming trash can fire and burning some Phillies gear, embellished with the message, “FUCK CHEESE STEAKS.” Police, who’s overwhelming presence undoubtedly put a damper on riotous spirits, reported no disturbances last night.


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