Big Ups to the New York Post for Coining the Phrase ‘Flapjack Floozy’
In the process of digging through the myriad of sordid Tiger Woods stories out there this morning, I somehow overlooked this amazing little tidbit from the New York Post:
Woods was “getting busy” with (pancake house) waitress/manager Mindy Lawton in his SUV — and reportedly drove up to her trailer park — in the spring of 2007 when they were photographed by a lensman from the National Enquirer, sources said.
As The Post first reported last week, an embarrassed Team Tiger quickly agreed to let the golf great be the featured cover art for another America Media publication, Men’s Fitness, to keep the story from getting out.
HE BONED THE PANCAKE HOUSE WAITRESS IN HIS RIG WHILE IT WAS PARKED OUTSIDE HER TRAILER PARK?! Good lord, this is the best story ever!
In their headline accompanying the story, the Post labeled Lawton the “flapjack floozy.” That’s Pulitzer-worthy stuff right there.
Editor-in-Chief:
+1 on flapjack floozy. I just saw another good one…”Wonder if Tiger will use one of those big checks when he pays Elin off?”
So many crazy things this Tiger story. If Tiger pays his wife to stay, she’s a prostitute. If he pays all the other mistresses to shut up, they’re prostitutes. Basically all the women who have been paid or will be paid are hookers in my book. Tiger’s wife beating him with a golf club, supposedly, is domestic violence. All in all this episode only illustrates the fact that American adults act like children when it comes to sex, so much so that a FUCKING GOLFER CHEATING ON HIS WIFE IS TOP NEWS OF THE HOUR.
+1 for jay. Yo, my boy from the south side H-Town tagged-team this cougar at a house party. Her head kept banging the headboard until she screamed to be careful ’cause she just had brain surgery a few months earlier. Very next day he fingers this broad 80’s-style in the back of a Civic parked in the Galleria Mall while we all watched. Not 2 days later, some friend of a girl he had smashed awhile back calls up to tell him her friend is pregnant and could he pay for the abortion.
Where the fuck is his “top news” story? How come he ain’t on CNN? Woods plays golf. Who gives a shit about who he trumps. I mean, we really all think a billionaire is going to keep his money in one bank account? He’s got to expand his portfolio.
More like IHOP Hawg.