Famed Pentecostal televangelist/faith healer Oral Roberts, who could raise the dead according to his douchebag son, has died of either complications from pneumonia or a fall in his home. Either way, he was obviously betrayed by Jesus, probably for having a first name synonymous with a lustful act of sexual deviancy invented by Satan. However, Jesus being the forgiver that he is, we’re sure he’ll happily receive Oral at the pearly gates of heaven wearing a big smile. |Tulsa News 8|