Depressed Tiger Losing Himself in Cereal, Cartoons
With his wife packing up the kids to move to Sweden and his public reputation tarnished, Tiger Woods has locked himself indoors and basically sits around eating cereal and watching cartoons all day, just like the rest of us. Heck, I can still remember binging on Fruity Pebbles for about six weeks following a breakup in ’02, mainly for the delicious fruity pebble milk you get to drink out of the bowl. Just saying. Making matters worse, an oddsmaker has placed odds on how much money Elin will get in the divorce settlement. Sucks to be Tiger. |NY Post|
by Cajun Boy on December 18, 2009 at 9:46 am
Editor-in-Chief:
Frosted Flakes, They're grrreat!
He needs to join a metal band.
Everybody knows Frankenberry is the best cereal to binge on.
FRUITY PEBBLES FRUITY PEBBLES FRUITY PEBBLES!!!!!!
sugar IS the next best thing
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