Florida Woman Arrested for Beating Terminally Ill Boyfriend with Steak
Peter Schabhuttl recently got into an argument with his live-in girlfriend of 16 years over what type of bread they would eat with dinner. Peter wanted buttered rolls, Elsie Egan wanted sliced bread. Annoyed by his stubbornness, Elsie then, according to Peter, beat Peter down with an uncooked steak.
Though she denied beating Peter with the steak, Elsie did admit to slapping him around a bit “so that he can learn.” For this Elsie is now facing felony domestic abuse charges. There are so many meat-beating jokes I could make here, but I’ll leave that to your imagination. |Smoking Gun|
by Cajun Boy on December 8, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Editor-in-Chief:
I see this story as a celebration of our mortality.
I'm getting the sense that dinner time in Florida is a dangerous thing. Imagine what might happen if one ordered steak and eggs in a pancake house.
F.L.O.R.I.D.A.