I Mean, Jesus F’ing Christ, Come On
2009 has been the year of BukkakeVertising. Imagery inspired by the legendary Japanese female punishment has been used to sell Milk in Russia, KFC smoothies in Australia, and, again via Australia, Internet domains in a video featuring Pam Anderson as the soakee. Now, courtesy of Mumbai ad agency Saints and Warriors Communications, messy two-flavored facials for Mrs. Bector’s Cremica twin cream biscuits. Mrs Bector, you fucking disgust me. The campaign (click ads) features two creamed women and, for you nefarious Catholic priests, (gasp!) one young boy. The jizz jobs appear to be Photoshop. The strawberry and milk woman looks like she got creamed by Peter North and the Pink Panther; the chocolate and Orange chick, Garfield mixed with a scat attack. I’m not touching that boy ad. |images via: AOTW|
Editor-in-Chief:
Dude, why would the Pink Panther or Garfield's jizz be pink or orange? People with black skin have white jizz (Or so I'm told). All jizz is white. I think that biological fact might throw a wrench into your argument.
Where does that leave Spock then?
Obviously, the kid in the middle was spooged by Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson. (Probably prior to MJ's death, but, you know, modern science.)