Fresh on the heels of Ron Artest’s amazing letter to Tiger Woods, President Obama has written a letter to North Korea’s batshit crazy leader Kim Jong Il. Here is what the letter said:

Yo Kim,

What up Bro? I was just kickin’ it over here in the Whitey House with Alec Baldwin, Jane Fonda and a few abortionists. We always get together on Monday nights to watch some European soccer, smoke a little ganja and read some Marx. You should come hang with us sometime man…you seem like a real chill bro. Holla atcha boy.

Barry O

Well, not really. But this is exactly how Limbaugh, Beck and Hannity will spin it.